I keep forgetting that straight guys have beards too.
two prime pieces of pro-beard propaganda for our straight mates.
Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….
But also sex.
I would be late for everything with a shower like this.
I COULD FINALLY SLEEP… IN THE SHOWER
Future home goals.
that shower is the same size as my actual entire bathroom
INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS
• shirts actually designed for girls with larger chests
• plus size clothing ACTUALLY intended to accommodate plus size people not just scaled up littler clothing
• clothes for tall people that won’t ride up
• pants for people with no butts
• cute bras in bigger sizes
•the fashion industry’s understanding that there’s lots of body types and every body type deserves to feel good in the clothes they wear
I have like the weirdest boner right now.
This is so much better than that “kissing strangers for the first time” video
it’s a beautiful day to give me money
"Famous from a sex tape"
More like rich from someone leaking her sex tape against her will and then famous because of all the money she made from the lawsuit and her tv show? And all her other smart business decisions? Sit your bitter ass down
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point